Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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