All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
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Liz is crying about burritos again.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Dick very happy bro
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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