Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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