You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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