what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Text me some of your sweat
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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