I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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