Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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