we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
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