Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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