For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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