Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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