just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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