We're facebook friends in real life
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha