If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.