from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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