Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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