He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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