Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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