Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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