Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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