I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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