I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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