I want to stick my p in your. b.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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