bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
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you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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