I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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