used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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