Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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