I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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