i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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