And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Randomize
