just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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