yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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