If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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