he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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