I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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