Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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