Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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