hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Randomize