So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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