Me. At least after what I've been through.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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