So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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