North Korea, Best Korea!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Randomize
