but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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