Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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