I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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