i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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