I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... ๐ฏ๐๐๐
Do I even want to know?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Hot or not, sheโs from Boston. Itโs hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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