I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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