Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I think your dad took our porno
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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