I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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