i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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