i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
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It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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