similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
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Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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