Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I puked a lego.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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