All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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