the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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